*Girlfriend 7.0* to* **Wife 1.0*

Last year I upgraded from *Girlfriend 7.0* to* **Wife 1.0*....

I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, *Wife 1.0* installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as *Poker Night 10.3* ,* **Football 5.0* , *Hunting and Fishing 7.5* , and* **Racing 3.6* *no longer run *, crashing the system whenever selected.*

**I can't seem to keep **Wife 1.0* in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to *Girlfriend 7.0* , but the uninstall doesn't work on* **Wife 1.0* . Please help!

Thanks,*
A Troubled User. (KEEP READING)*


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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from *Girlfriend 7.0 *to* **Wife 1.0 *, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. *Wife 1.0* is an *OPERATING SYSTEM *and is designed by its Creator to run *EVERYTHING* !!! It is also impossible to delete *Wife 1.0 *and to return to*
**Girlfriend 7.0* . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from
the system once installed.

You cannot go back to *Girlfriend 7.0* because *Wife 1.0* is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under *Warnings-Alimony* * - Child Support *. I recommend that you keep *Wife1.0* and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application *'Yes Dear'* to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command *C:\APOLOGIZE *because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.*

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance*.* **Wife 1.0* comes with several support programs, such as *Clean and Sweep 3.0* , *Cook
It 1.5* and* **Do Bills 4.2 *.

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program *Nag Nag 9.5 *. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of *Wife 1.0* is to purchase additional software. I recommend *Flowers 2.1* and *Diamonds 5.0* !*

WARNING!!! DO NOT *, under any circumstances, install *Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3* . This application is not supported by *Wife* *1.0* and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support